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Weegee's Journey 0002 - Arrival Of The Three Heroes
As Weegee formed his plans to attack the Memes’ Planet, Walleo, Waweegee, and Bushee journeyed towards their destination aboard their fortress world, a huge spacecraft shaped like a globe. The starship had breathable air, its own gravity, enormous forests, extensive libraries, training dojos, and grand castles used for both recreation and defense.
After their planet had emerged from a wormhole it had created, the three were sitting in a heavily shielded piloting room, discussing the potential dangers posed by Weegee while searching nearby planets for signs of his presence.
Computer: Guides the Fortress World through a wormhole it had created earlier for rapid travel between galaxies
Computer: Transports the Fortress World through it to a star sector near the one containing the Memes' Planet
Computer: Makes the vessel safely emerge on the opposite side
Computer: Local star system reached, vessel status: optimal, energy levels: sufficient
Walleo: We have arrived
Walleo: Did the scan finish?
Waweegee: Yes, I carried out another round of scans
Waweegee: There are currently no signs of Weegee’s aura nearby
Bushee: Keep searching
Bushee: We need as much evidence as we can find to understand his true intentions
Bushee: Knowing what drives Weegee’s desire for conquest is essential to our objectives
Walleo: His past actions provide ample evidence of this possibility
Walleo: For a long time we acted behind the shadows to stop him from conquering other planets
Bushee: Our existence has always been hidden from many
Bushee: Almost nobody on that planet knows about us aside from a few individuals
Bushee: Letting cosmic threats reach a world not ready for them would only break the natural flow of things
Walleo: An hyphotetical invasion would plunge that planet into chaos
Walleo: Peace would collapse, and there would be no chances left for survival
Walleo: Are there any signs of Weegee's clones gathering nearby?
Waweegee: So far, there has been no significant activity from his clones or anything suggesting an invasion
Waweegee: If the rumors are true, we should at least expect some of his forces to be gathering in nearby planets
Bushee: He's not foolish; he may be keeping out of sight while carrying out his plans
Bushee: The evidence we found during past explorations weren't enough to tell us
Waweegee: If Weegee attacks, he could use his virus to build an army undetected
Waweegee: If that happens, I would have to use my phage to heal everyone afflicted by his virus
Waweegee: We may have to take any remaining survivors to our Fortress World if we run out of options
Walleo: Your healing powers will be crucial for this task
Walleo: We cannot permit such a pivotal location in our universe to be taken over by Weegee or anyone willing to conquer it
Bushee: Even if such a fate were to occur, there are still many things we can do to stop him
Bushee: In every battle, we have repeatedly shown the courage needed to stand up against his plans
Bushee: Not one move he makes will be enough to prevent us from saving the Memes’ Planet from conquest
Walleo: Yeah, that's the spirit
Waweegee: Indeed
Bushee: Now, let’s move our planet to a secure location where we can watch his next moves from afar and react to the changing situation
Bushee: If Weegee finds us, we must be ready to face him directly
Bushee: Computer, guide our vessel toward a nearby star system closer to the Memes’ Planet at slower speeds
Bushee: Keep our aura levels concealed as we reach to our destination
Computer: Affirmative! All systems will be ready in a few moments
Computer: Adjusts flight parameters as instructed
Computer: Continues guiding the Fortress World toward a safe location that may provide some shelter in case of a direct assault from Weegee's forces
As the three planetary guardians continued their journey toward the Memes’ Planet, Weegee worked on building his invasion force on the primary moon of the Memes' Planet, hidden from other rival factions that might threaten his plans to conquer the Memes’ Planet for himself.