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Weegee's Journey 0002 - Arrival Of The Three Heroes
As Weegee devised his plans to assail the meme planet, Walleo, Waweegee, and Bushee journeyed towards their destination aboard their fortress world, a massive space vessel resembling a planet. This starship possessed a breathable atmosphere, its own gravity, vast forests, expansive libraries, training dojos, and majestic castles that served both recreational and defensive purposes.
After their planet had emerged from a wormhole created by it, the three were sitting in an heavily shielded piloting room talking about potential dangers posed by Weegee while looking for signs of his presence in nearby planets.
Computer: updates the current position on the display map while also concluding other kinds of scanning procedures at the same time
Computer: Local star system reached, energy levels sufficient
Walleo: We have arrived, did the scan finish?
Waweegee: Yes, I completed another round of scans; there are currently no signs of Weegee's power signature nearby
Bushee: Keep searching; we need to gather as much evidence as possible to understand his true motives
Waweegee: Although initial scans show no immediate threats in the vicinity, we cannot underestimate Weegee’s capacity to spread chaos across multiple planets
Walleo: If the rumors about Weegee planning an invasion on one of our monitored planets prove true, we should expect some uptick in activity across nearby regions
Walleo: As of now, we are sensing no large-scale movements of clones across planets whatsoever
Bushee: He’s not foolish. He could be hiding in a nearby location to keep his plans going
Waweegee: If Weegee were to attack, he may be using his virus to build an army undetected
Waweegee: If that's so, I would have to use my phage to heal everyone afflicted by the virus
Waweegee: We may have to evacuate any remaining survivors to our world if no choices are left for us to take
Walleo: Your healing powers will be crucial for this task
Walleo: We cannot permit such a pivotal location within our universe to fall into the hands of Weegee, or anyone willing to conquer it
Bushee: Even if such a fate were to occur, there are still many "cool" things we can do to stop him
Bushee: Through every battle, we have demonstrated time and again the will required to stand up against Weegee
Bushee: Not a single move of his will be enough to stop our efforts of saving the Memes' Planet from conquest
Walleo: Yeah, that's the spirit
Waweegee: These words are quite "cool" indeed
Bushee: Let's send our planet to a safe location were we can observe his next moves from afar
Bushee: If Weegee finds us, we must be prepared to face him directly
Bushee: Computer, guide our vessel toward a nearby star system closer to the Memes’ Planet's own at lower speeds
Bushee: Keep our aura levels concealed as we move to our destination
Computer: Affirmative! All systems ready in a few moments
Computer: Adjusts flight parameters as instructed
As the three planetary guardians continued their voyage toward the Memes' Planet hidden from potential threats, Weegee was busy building his invasion force from the main moon of the Memes' planet. Completely undetected from outside forces.