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Weegee's Journey 0001 - The Coming Of Weegee
Somewhere among the stars lies a world much like ours, a place inhabited by beings from internet meme culture. This world is called “Memes' Planet” and is regarded as one of the most pivotal locations in the universe. Orbiting nearby is a lone figure from a neighboring galaxy who came to admire the planet while hovering through space. His name is Weegee (a meme version of the real Luigi), one of the most powerful individuals in existence.
Weegee: Leans in the direction of the brightly shining Memes' Planet after emerging from the void of space
Weegee: Stares unwaveringly at the planet with a cold, expressionless face while hovering through emptiness
Weegee: (It's so spectacular)
Weegee: (I've had my eyes on this planet for ages)
Weegee: (It's still shining just as brightly as ever)
Weegee: Instantly teleports away from the void of space towards a nearby location in the Memes' Planet
Weegee continued his inner monolog as he teleported from space to the skies above the Mushroom Kingdom, wondering how he could conquer the planet for himself. Unaware of him, Gay Luigi and Fat Mario were heading to Sissy Princess Peach's Castle (3 separate meme versions of the same characters) after getting invited to a picnic arranged by her.
Weegee: Appears above the Mushroom Kingdom after teleporting from Space
Weegee: Looks down on the Mushroom Kingdom from above as Gay Luigi and Fat Mario continued walking toward Sissy Princess Peach’s Castle for a picnic
Weegee: (Lush forests... Clean rivers... Breathable atmosphere...)
Weegee: (Such an ideal combination for a planet like this)
Weegee: (It will make a fine addition to my territories)
Weegee: Instantly teleports away from the Mushroom Kingdom toward Gamelon
As Weegee continued exploring the planet alone, he quietly teleported above the skies of Gamelon after visiting the Mushroom Kingdom. From there, he silently admired its cities and carefully looked for anything that might interest him before heading to his next destination.
Weegee: Appears on the horizon near Gamelon after teleporting from the Mushroom Kingdom
Weegee: Gazes at every neighboring city from a distance while hovering above the horizon
Weegee: (This planet is vast)
Weegee: (It is also filled with life)
Weegee: (Local conditions are sustainable for growth)
Weegee: Instantly teleports away from Gamelon toward Koridai
He then disappeared again using his teleportation powers before reappearing above Koridai. There, he devised fresh plans for global conquest that took into account important locations that may provide strategic advantages during combat.
Weegee: Appears above Koridai after teleporting from Gamelon
Weegee: Stares at the peaks of Koridai carved with face sculptures, locally known as “The Faces of Evil”
Weegee: (The geography of this planet is favorable)
Weegee: (There plenty of territory to conquer)
Weegee: (Including enough room to expand)
Weegee: Instantly teleports away from Koridai toward Tolemac
Weegee reappeared above Tolemac, the home of a lone wizard named Gaspra, shortly after vanishing from Koridai’s skies. While Weegee was planning to turn everyone into clones of himself with his virus, Gaspra stayed in his library, watching meme videos and playing mini-games through his magic crystal. Even with all his powers, Gaspra sensed no trace of Weegee’s aura nearby as he looked out over the land surrounding his tower.
Weegee: Appears near Gaspra's Tower in Tolemac shortly after teleporting from Koridai
Weegee: Observes the setting near Gaspra's tower
Weegee: (Numerous beings live on this planet)
Weegee: (Eventually, my virus will turn them into me)
Weegee: (All of them... No exceptions...)
Weegee: Instantly teleports away from Tolemac toward Hyrule
At last, Weegee teleported directly above Hyrule's castle to complete his invasion plans, having concealed his aura the entire time so that no one could detect him. Hylian Royal Guards patrolled the castle, but none possessed enough strength to sense Weegee’s presence. Meanwhile, King Harkinian, CD-I Link, and CD-I Zelda were occupied with their own lives (feeling bored, thinking about what to eat for dinner, the usual things) and paid no attention to the looming threat of Weegee as he looked at the castle while suspended in mid-air with his powers.
Weegee: Appears in the skies above Hyrule’s Castle after teleporting from Tolemac, fooling each patrolling guard with his concealed aura
Weegee: Stares silently at Hyrule's castle while hovering in mid-air
Weegee: (Times change)
Weegee: (Yet, some things remain the same)
Weegee: (This planet is home to beings with varying degrees of power)
Weegee: (They have continued to survive on this planet for all these years without going extinct)
Weegee: (More preparation is required)
Weegee: (The invasion will begin soon)
Weegee: (Certain territories first...)
Weegee: (Then... Everything else later...)
Weegee: (This world will be mine... For the taking)
Weegee: Instantly teleports to the Moon of the Memes' Planet, leaving Hyrule behind
After surveying the planet, Weegee teleported to a nearby moon orbiting Memes' Planet, where he could hide and plan his next moves. At the same time, three equally powerful rivals were heading toward a nearby star system after learning rumors of his conquest plans. Their duty is to maintain universal harmony and defend other societies from outside dangers. These individuals are known as Waweegee, Walleo, and Bushee (the meme versions of Waluigi, Wario, and Boshi, respectively). The future of the Memes' Planet lies in their hands, and they must do what they can to stop Weegee from carrying out his plans for world domination.h