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Weegee's Journey 0003 - The Invasion Begins
After completing his exploration, Weegee arrives at the main moon of the Memes’ Planet. From there, he uses his psychic abilities to gather nearby clones, creating a small but powerful force to seize key locations across the planet. Depending on how successful these first efforts are, he may bring additional clones to continue the invasion until the planet is fully conquered.
Weegee: Teleports and lands on the main moon of the Memes' Planet
Weegee: Silently moves forward and stares at the Memes' Planet briefly, then turns right and looks towards the moon’s surface
Weegee: (My plans are in place)
Weegee: (I need time to organize the invasion)
Weegee: (This planet has only one barren moon)
Weegee: (It is very quiet here; there’s no one around)
Weegee: (This place should work well as a temporary hideout)
Weegee: (If others arrive, I will change my strategy accordingly)
Weegee: (First, I must build a formidable fighting force to seize control of this planet)
Weegee: (I need to gather as many clones as possible)
Weegee: (They are present in different locations throughout the universe)
Weegee: (My powers are strong enough to synchronize them with me)
Weegee: Uses his psychic powers to connect with the minds of his clones, his eyes shining brightly as he does so
Across several locations in the galaxy, Weegee sends a psychic signal that is received by a few nearby clones whose minds are highly conditioned to respond.
Random Weegee Clone: Picks up telepathic transmissions from his master directly in his mind while roaming across a planet, filling his thoughts with all sorts of information that only clones like him can perceive
Weegee: Obey Weegee! Destroy Hyrule!
Random Weegee Clone: Driven by the command, the clone follows the psychic signal and teleports instantly to Weegee's location on the moon's surface, followed by a crowd of nearby clones. The designated targets for each clone vary as Weegee readies them to descend upon various points across the Memes' Planet besides Hyrule
The same event repeats throughout multiple neighboring planets until a vast assembly of clones converges on the primary moon of the Memes' Planet. Standing upon a lunar hill, Weegee watches his tiny army grow as he readies a final telepathic speech prior to the invasion.
Weegee: Stands still atop a small lunar hill, observing hundreds of identical figures gathering beneath him
Weegee: (So many minds, all devoted to one single goal)
Weegee: (But numbers mean nothing without direction)
Weegee: (Certain areas of that planet will be attacked first, followed by the remaining territories)
Weegee: (The defenders on that planet must be neutralized for my invasion plans to succeed)
Weegee: (I must prepare my units before attacking)
Weegee: (One speech will be enough to keep them in line)
Weegee: Emerges gradually before his crowd of clones, casting a commanding gaze upon them
Weegee's Clones: Silently watching their master as he steps forward
Weegee Utilizes his psychic powers to communicate with his clones by sending messages straight into their minds, his eyes glowing green as he speaks
Weegee: The hour has come, It's time to begin our invasion
Weegee: Glares at the planet as his clones receive combat instructions via his psychic powers, their eyes showing no emotion whatsoever
Weegee: We will use our combined strength to win
Weegee: Their efforts will not be sufficient to stop us
Weegee: Their cities shall fall, and the castles they've built will crumble under the weight of our assault
Weegee: Defiance is not an option
Weegee: Either they'll die fighting, or they can surrender and become one with us
Weegee: There's no much left for them
Weegee: Soon, they will realize that the path of least resistance is the only way forward
Weegee: All shall yield to my rule without exception
Weegee's Clones: Waiting for their master’s final orders as their minds gets flashed with countless images of the Memes' Planet's surface
Weegee: Now... Follow me...
Weegee: Together... Toward triumph!
Weegee: Teleports to the Memes' Planet away from the moon, followed by his army of clones
Weegee's Clones: Following their master en route to the Memes' Planet, teleporting to different locations across its surface
A moment of silence passed. Then, the clones reacted, teleporting with their master, Weegee himself, toward the planet; thus signaling the end of peace. The invasion had begun and our meme heroes must do anything they can to resist it before Walleo, Bushee and Waweegee arrive.